So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
