Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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