Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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