What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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