The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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