I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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