I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Operation Purity has been aborted
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Randomize
