But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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