Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
there is glitter all over my balls
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