At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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