we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Randomize
