How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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