I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
