We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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