i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Randomize
