I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
