remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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