That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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