all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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