ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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