it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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