Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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