You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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