dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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