I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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