He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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