Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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