IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I would fuck him just for his dog
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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