is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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