"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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