But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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