Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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