one might say we're banned from that church
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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