So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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