i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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