She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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