i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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