She's JV to your varsity
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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