i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
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I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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