Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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