what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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