As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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