Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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