Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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