im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Randomize
