I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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