..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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