It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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