soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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