i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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