There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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